Jim Schutze

A respected editor of The Dallas Observer who is also best known for his heroin addiction.

“Jim Schutze stole one of the garden hoses out of that utility closet earlier and tried to sell it to the Korean over there who works for Whole Foods.”

by BARRETTBROWN September 26, 2019

jim apple

Another pronounciation for the french saying "Je m'appelle". In other words, my name is :)

"Bonjour! Jim apple Jordan"

by jomo97 February 2, 2017

JIM LOGIC

Something you can not argue with

Thats Jim Logic right there

by JimLogic March 31, 2021

Frozen Jim

The act of pissing in a condom and freezing it, then having a female masturbate with it while it is frozen.

"Did you know that Rebecca was telling everyone at work that she used a frozen jim last night?"

by thatoneman42069 May 17, 2022

Frosted Jim

When the female takes a used condom, pisses in it, and freezes it. After frozen, she uses the piss condom as a penis/dildo. The term originated from family guy.

“How was ur sex last night?”
“Good, she did a frosted Jim tho.”

by Hol@ September 29, 2021

Jim Kelly

Middle weight karate champion in the 1970's. Co-starred as black hero in ENTER THE DRAGON, and many low budget martial arts flicks of the 70's. The Lenny Kravitz of martial arts. And a pretty good tennis player. Character killed in acid bath in ETD.

Jim Kelly was the idol of Eddie Griffin's character in UNDERCOVER BROTHER.

Hey, don't dive in there! There's a raw sewage spill upstream. Don't pull a Jim Kelly!

by Lenny Kravitz May 26, 2006

Jim Morrison

the most beautiful, intelligent, philosophical, poetic soul in the history of this fucking universe. aka the lizard king, he was also an artist in his own right. a poet, philosopher, writer, director, lyricist/singer, sexy greek god, my inspiration. if he was still alive, i'd pay a million bucks just to watch him eat cheerios. he's on par with my spiritual father Frank Zappa. Jim Morrison, a musical god, a god in general. a greek dyonisus incarnate. i can go on forever. i can't even put into words how this man has changed my perspective on the world and life. if i had to pick which one to save, my dog or jim, it would totally be mr. mojo risin.

sorry noodles.

Random Chick: "you like Jim Morrison?"

Me: (talking for 2 hours straight about how much i love him and how he's infiltrated my soul better than any "God" ever could.)

by Housewife Vagina February 6, 2010