Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ

Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'

(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

Jesus Land

Any state that gave Bush the electoral vote. Usually directed at the south.

Jesus Land loves you!

by JohnJohn1186 November 9, 2004

sweet bastard jesus

Emphatic statement made during intense sex.

As I was screwing her brains out, Melissa Wilhelm of Salt Lake City groaned, "Oh, Sweet Bastard Jesus."

by Chistoso November 16, 2006

Jesus Table-Making Christ

An exclamation of intense feeling, suitable for both positive or negative circumstances. "Table-Making" is a reference to the popular Christian belief that Jesus was the son of a carpenter, and also a carpenter himself.

"Jesus Table-Making Christ, what's a guy gotta do to give a broad the pickle-tickle in this town!?"

by Drew M. November 28, 2006

Taking the A-train for Jesus

Taking the A-train for Jesus -

1. A term used for unmarried Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities until marriage.
2. An east coast term similar to saddlebacking.
3. Title of a song by Canadian punk band Heimlich Maneuver.

"I can be as slutty as I want and not go to hell, I'm taking the A-train for Jesus."

by Demon Molawk February 4, 2010

ripped like jesus

someone that is buff, strong, cut, jesus was a carpenter and was probably really strong

damn, that man is ripped like jesus

by jay April 18, 2003

Jesus-ey

The act of being kind, caring, benevolent

Clarie: "Sheila, your new jeans make your ass look fat!!"

Shelia: "Geez Clarie, that was not a very Jesus-ey thing to say...You bitch!"

by Lt 50 December 2, 2009