Jerk Circus

A group of individuals, usually business owners, members of upper management, or lawyers that collectively think they know better than anyone else and make decisions with little or no regard to the impact, outcome or input of others that actually do know better.

How's work going? Well, all the owners and executive are sitting in the conference room with the lawyers discussing the company's business plan. Wow. Better brush up your resume. That sounds like a real Jerk Circus going on in there. I know, I hate this fu**** company.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2009

circle jerks

In addition to all the group masturbation definitions,
The Circle Jerks are a hardcore punk band formed circa 1979 in Hermosa Beach, California. It was formed by Black Flag's original singer, Keith Morris, and future Bad Religion guitarist Greg Hetson. They were among the preeminent punk bands of the L.A. scene in the early 1980s.

After seeing the Circle Jerks show and getting our asses kicked in the pit, my friends and I participated in a circle jerk in John's van.

by Napoleon Bonerhard August 16, 2007

Jerking Off

The killing with deadly force of millions of very innocent sperm.

"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.

by The E Man11231 April 9, 2017

jerk it out

to go crazy. to not care what other people think about you.

person 1:way to jerk it out!
person 2:yeah i know!

by Jessica February 23, 2005

After-Jerk

The period after you jerk-off and u have cum all on ur hands and possibly yourself. And at this point u chose an activity that calms u down after ur session

Dude durrin my after-jerk i decide to watch some Spongebob

by boooooooosssssssss May 14, 2010

clean and jerk

A two part process of showering (clean) and masturbating (jerk). The clean does not necessarily come before the jerk, in fact more times than not the jerk precedes the clean. The engaging party often feels a sense of accomplishment upon completion of the clean and jerk as they have killed two birds with one stone.

Person 1: Hey man you about ready to go?
Person 2: Not yet dude, I'm gonna hop in the shower and clean and jerk before we leave.
Person 1: Well make it a quickie cause we gotta be there in like 20 minutes.

by Tony "The Situation" Simmons January 19, 2010

urking and jerking

(1)bullsh*tting around when it can cost,hurt you or not be in your best interest.
(2)fumbling around.
(3)slipping.
(4)f*cking off
Discovered in Florida by a guy on the treasure coast by the name of Boobie.

He was urking and jerking, thats why he went to jail.

by Hood Definition August 5, 2009