jeter

When you have really great, hot sex on the first date and your friends cheer for you.
Like when Derek Jeter was the first batter in the first game of the World Series and he hit a home run.

"How was your date last night?"
"We got drunk & went wild in the hot tub until 5:00 a.m."
"Sweet Jeter!"

by L.L.Cool Elle June 10, 2004

Jeter

A word that many Red Sox fans say after they fart in order to warn others, but originally in order to protect themselves from being punched by their friends. Based on the "safety game" in which anyone who farts must say "safety" before someone else says "doorknob", lest the farter be punched by everyone until they can touch a doorknob. "Jeter" replaces "safety", while "Nomar" replaces "doorknob". By extension, "Jeter" is also commonly exclaimed while, or immediately after, defecating.

Person #1: "Jeter"
Person #2: "Ugh, that fart stinks!"

by AL9000 January 24, 2009

Jester sham

One of the best Lyrical rappers, right up there with Immortal Technique. Sadly not many people know of Sham cause he is so underground and only has Bootleg tapes out which you can only really find in Philly, but by next year he will be known and hopefully have Cd's available to buy, yet never will be listened to millions and go platinum since he is so anti-Commercial and hates everything about the Hip-pop rappers on MTV and radio. His best song is "Death toll" one of the the most lyrical damaging songs you will ever hear, 3 and half minutes of a nonstoping flow and completely complex lyrics nobody could ever touch.

Sham would never sell out no matter how money u offer him.

by jiggityjacksmak August 21, 2006

Jewterus

The uterus of a non-Jewish woman who gives birth to somebody who later converts to Judaism.

Did you hear that Junior left the church and converted to Judaism? His mom must have a jewterus.

by Nictionary December 21, 2014

Jeterian Section

1) To go opposite field, particularly for a 3 run home run, thus embarassing the pretender Rays.

2)In chilbirth, the process of birthing a child upside-down with the legs crossed over

1) April 14th, 2009 vs Tampa Bay:
Michael Kay: We're certainly getting used to those Jeterian swings.
David Cone: and Jeter hits it, back, to the wall, and gone! A Jeterian home run!

2) Lucretia attempted to deliver her baby through the natural means, but since the baby was conceived during a botched bionic sea-horseing, it was grossly deformed and she had to deliver via Jeterian Section

by The Son is on His Bike April 14, 2009

Jeepers Creepers

1) intj. Extreme surprise. 2) Given alcohol's effects of potentiating PCP, the hallucinatory experience when combining these drugs. 3) The combination of alcohol and PCP.

Allison went Jeepers Creepers the other night and had an out of body experience.

by Ziggy Orange April 7, 2015

jihad jesters

The jihad jesters is any pair of muslim pornstars. They usually are brothers who perform and act in the same movie, but not on each other. The lucky woman can than say she has been jestered. The terms origins come from two brothers who were raised in an affluent Minnesota suburb, but then turned to the porno industry. There family was ashamed and said they were nothing but jesters.

Omar and Talal are Muslim brothers who like staring in the same prono films, therefore, they are jihad jesters.

by Mr. Burfiend July 1, 2006