Jasper

The act of deepthroating so much dick that the sucker develops SARS in their epiglottis.

Damn, I got SARS the other day trying to do a Jasper

by JasperMonkey June 30, 2015

dirty jasper

A stinky english doing fart pants.

Oh look did you here that is dirty jasper he smells.

by gaming dot September 6, 2017

Japoser

Anybody who tries to be Japanese and listen to Japanese bands, such as Dir En gay, the most faggot-like band Ever.

" Omg KYO FROM DIR EN GREY IS SO KAWAII KEKEKEKKE ^________^ BAKA "

by Leon May 8, 2004

japseyewarrior

An individual who sees through their other eye...backwards

saber.

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

Janser

Janser is most likely to be an angry Dominican who always gets mad off the smallest shit and uses profanity a lot. He also likes to say “WHATTT” a lot.

Ariel: “Aye Janser...”
Janser: “WHATTTTTTTTTT”
Ariel: “Janser ...”
Janser: “Whattt bitch”

by Jakefromstatedarm February 19, 2018

Japper

What a lot of kids call me....................ITS NOT MY NAME GOD DAMN IT

Retarded child:Japper how are u?
Me:IM NOT FUCKING JAPPER JESUS

by Dropplepopple March 9, 2018

Soggy Jaspers

When are group of young men get a cat, preferably named Jaspers,and chase him around the house trying to bust a nut on it. This game may take up to a week to be completed but the winner receives a well deserved soggy Miyagi.

me steve and karl played a 48 hour game of soggy jaspers last week.

by Soggy Jaspers December 25, 2008