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mail waiting

When you spend hours waiting for mail by constantly checking the mailbox/your notifications.
Person A: *refreshes mail page*
Person B: You've refreshed the page 100 times.
Why are you still doing it?
Person A: I'm waiting for an acceptance e-mail.
Person B: May you please stop mail waiting?
I need to use the computer too, you know!
by ChameleonDragon March 10, 2018
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Scooter Mail

The act of sending a child on a scooter to pickup, deliver something to a neighbor,friend or store to deliver or pick something up.
Thanks for the"milk delivery via scooter mail I was hanging out for a ""coffee
by 2hot2handel3636 October 7, 2012
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Mail Lady

Noun, plural 'Mail Ladies'
Def. 1
What most people call a female mailman, unless they use the inferior term 'mailwoman'.
For some reason, she always seems to either damage your package or be late with it (this fact also applies to Male Mail Ladies).
Also sometimes called a Maillady, Postlady, Post Lady, UPS Lady, or UPSlady.

Def. 2
A woman that arrived to you via the mail.

Def. 3
A term for someone that delivers sex, also known as a prostitute.

Def. 4
A misspelling of the word "male lady", usually found in text (sometimes also referred to as a "man" in British English)
Def. 1
guy 1: Hey, has the mail lady come for you yet? It's already 4 and the mail was suppose to get here by 3!
guy 2: I think I saw her jalopy crashed into a pole on my way home from work.
guy 1: God damn it....

Def. 2
guy 1: Guess what? I just got a mail lady!
guy 2: What, like a mail order bride?
guy 1: No, she came in a package.
guy 2: So...she's a contortionist?
guy 1: I never said she was alive.

Def. 3
guy 1: Has the mail lady come for you yet?
guy 2: No, I think she's still at Johnson's.

guy 3: Sorry, she insisted on doing foreplay first.

Def. 4
guy 1: Hey did u see that cute chick that moved in down the street? She seems ur type
guy 2: Nah im only into mail ladies
by PostOfficer February 22, 2019
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pre-mail

A forwarded email that shows a time stamp of the forward before the original email's send time, usually a result of server delays or time synchronization issues due to poor quality HP Proliant Servers. First observed by the Power Horse himself on 1/21/2008 on the OST team.
Forwarded: 3:10pm
(original message) Sent: 3:14pm

The Powerhorse: Oh look, we received it before it actually got sent to us!

The Powerhorse Jr.: That's pre-mail.

The Powerhorse: Thank you, HP Proliant Servers! You're the best! Way to go, accuracy! I love peanut butter chocolate Kashi bars. Have a good one!
by Powerhorse II January 10, 2009
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mail hole

A hole in a package made my the mail man.
There was a mail hole in my package today!
by Get money at home June 10, 2011
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Fail mail

Imagine doing a countdown and end up with terrible timing
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 ........ Nothing happens

That's fail mail
by Mail moment July 20, 2023
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Chain mail

No it is not real

It is used to scare people
Send this to ten girl or karma starts now

This is real it happened to my freind

Don’t believe chain mail
by Dancer_1 March 26, 2020
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