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Islam

A religion of peace and followed by Muslims who follow the teachings of the Quran and worship one God (Allah in Arabic), and believe the prophet Muhammed (PBUH) is the last messenger of God.
"Islam is perfect but Muslims are not."
by wavey001 July 3, 2014
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Isle of Wight

A small island off the south coast of England. Referred to by the Beatles as a place to holiday when you're 64, the Island is notorious for its surplus of OAP's as this garden Isle can be a relaxing place to live with a very slow pace of life.
However, life for anyone below the age of 65 can be very boring unless you are extremely rich or stupid. There are very little job prospects, the education system is terrible and the social exclusion rates are like those of a major mainland city. There is very little for kids to do, fashion takes 5 months plus to translate to the Island's people. The cost of living is quite high- for example, McDonalds raise the price of all the goods 10p more than mainland prices to account for shipping.
With all the negative stuff out the way, the air is cleaner, life is calmer; you feel more secure here than on the mainland. Raising your kids here in theory is great as you can let them out on the streets and you know that if they step one tootsie out of line, the neighbours will tell you all about it. Everyone knows everyone, probably related to someone, somehow. It's an excellent place to re-evaluate your life simply because you realise that you have so much going for life elsewhere. Plus, we have a couple of brilliant breathtaking festivals every year and Hendrix Played Here!!!!
Isle of Wight Dictionary:
Mainlanders: Grockles or Overners (Bloody Foreigners)
Islanders: Calkheads
Caterpillars: Mallyshags
Cheese Sarnie: Nammit
Lady: Gal
Man: Nipper
Child: Littlun
Well, I say (Express Surprise): Wuh!
Island Newspaper: The Isle of Wight Can Depress
by Hot Mango Flush June 11, 2006
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Islamophobia

Definition 1:
dislike of or prejudice against Islam or Muslims, especially as a political force.
Source: Oxford dictionary
Definition 2:
hatred or fear of Muslims or of their politics or culture
Source: Collins Dictionary
Hate crimes against muslims have increased due to islamophobia in the media networks
by Haiderul September 22, 2016
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Islamogandist

Someone who peddles Islamoganda. A Muslim or a Multiculturalist
A sad perpetual student wearing a Shemagh is trying to sell his Socialist Worker party rag while singing the praises of Multiculturalism.
A passer stops and says to him ‘I keep hearing that Islam is a religion of peace but I am not seeing it’
The perpetual student replies ‘Islam is tolerant to all faiths and cultures’.
A well-dressed man intervenes ‘Don’t listen to that dirty Islamogandist.’
by AnotherInfidel October 11, 2010
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Islamofucktard

An Islamofucktard is any Islamic fundamentalist terrorist who use children or handicapped children to carry out suicide bombings.

NBC and CNN have reported that the political party Hamas and other Islamic fundamentalists have used handicapped children and handicapped adults with such ailments as down syndrome and mild retardation to carry out suicide attacks.
"Only an Islamofucktard would use a retarded child or any child to do a suicide attack!!!"
by The Moody Poet January 7, 2007
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Islamikaze Pilot

An Islamic terrorist with a suicide vest, who jumps off a tall building into a crowd, detonating the vest at the last second before impact.
The Islamikaze Pilot was killed when he hit the ground before he could detonate his vest. Fail.
by What's Left of Dr Jazz June 30, 2008
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Islamic Massage

A sexual act which begins by spreading your own feces on your significant others body by using ones penis. Afterwards the couple will engage in anal sex while the man massages the woman.
Jon: Yo, I just gave my girl an Islamic Massage!
Brian: Nice Bro! my girl isn't into that.
by B-dizzle and J Bird January 21, 2010
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