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Instant taterfuckation

Whipping up a bowl of instant potatoes 😋 then sticking your dick into it.
Instant taterfuckation works better for guys then it does for girls!
by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
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Instant Family Just add

When you’re an eligible bachelor and good with kids. Very desirable to single mom’s. Not to be mistaken for “Plug and Play”.
She saw a future with him. All her problems solved. Standard, Instant family just add Tony.
by Monopoly God May 9, 2021
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instant diarrhea

A nickname for laxative products, especially Ex-Lax or citrate of magnesia.
Somebody made these chocolate chip cookies with Ex-Lax. The result, after eating some, is instant diarrhea.
by GenuineNerd2 July 6, 2021
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Instant replay decapitation

You watch a decapitation just once and you might get sad or feel something else (fearful, angry), but you watch it 5 or 6 times and you see the humor in it, which is why instant replay makes sense for something like that.
by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021
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instantdrista

an amazing tiktoker that makes flamingo, dream smp and other content
me: hey have you seen instantdrista’s new video?
friend: yeah it was amazing!
by atpaz October 16, 2021
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instahutional

Instahutional is the word for instagram addicts. It simply means, "this is such a historical pic!"
(in-sta-hyou-shi-nal)
"OMG. THAT IS SO INSTAHUTIONAL!"
by Hamburger <: August 27, 2021
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