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Indoor Football

Is the hobby of American Football indoors.

Like if outdoor football wasn't gay enough, they think it's tough play gay ass American football indoors.

Notice how I said it's a hobby instead of a sport.

All American football is gay, even indoors. it should be called FAGBALL.
Ordinary Person: "Hey Josh, what sport you play"?

American: " I play Indoor Football"

Ordinary Person: " Like soccer?"

American: "No American football"

Ordinary Person: "Fag, What a fucken joke.That's not even a real sport. Try rugby.
by Not Hector or Maximiliano June 14, 2011
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indo

another term for marijuana.
see "weed"
"mary jane"
"dope"
"grass"
"bud"
"herb"
driven to down main smokin on some indo.
by travis December 6, 2002
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Indochino

Indochino is the world's leading custom suit purveyor. You send in your measurements to get a high-quality suit, custom fit to your own body. All suits come with a 100% fit guarantee.
Wow that guy is looking fresh. That must be a custom-fit from Indochino.

If I wasn't a poor college kid I would definitely order a custom Indochino suit.
by TallandFly May 27, 2012
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indore

A place which shits besan(gram flour) and garnishes it's pretentious but unsurprisingly lame AF Poha with namkeen made with that shit.
Indore has 12km long BRTS
by pakhandi_dolly May 17, 2018
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Indo-Canadian

An incorrect term used by ignorant or divisive people to describe a Canadian citizen with Indian ethnicity. Sometimes used to subtly imply race. Sometimes used by fresh off the boat Canadians, who still have more loyalty to India, to show they think Canada is a joke. The correct terminology would be to describe citizenship as Canadian and ethnicity as Indian, separately.
Example 1:
News Reporter: "An Indo-Canadian man was charged today with stealing a box of Samosas..."

Ethnically Indian, Canadian News Viewer (to friend): "Why did they mention the "Indo", why not just say brown, or you know, not mention any racial indicators."

Example 2:
Dumb White Liberal Lunatic: "We need to celebrate multiculturalism. Look at Raj, he is an Indo-Canadian man and we are going to celebrate his unique culture."

Raj: "Actually, I am Canadian and have the exact same culture as most Canadians. Indo-Canada is not a real country. I am a Canadian citizen and my ethnicity is Punjabi, because when my great grandparents immigrated to Canada, after fighting for the British empire, India wasn't even a country yet. I have never been to India and have nothing to do with it. I don't even believe in multiculturalism. If you're trying to identify me as a minority, my race is Caucasoid Indo-Aryan and my pigmentation is brown. Saying Indo-Canadian makes as much sense as mixing my age and gender, I am not twent - many, I am twenty and a man."

Example 3:
Fresh Off the Boat Dipper (in Hindi): "India is motherland, number 1. You must never forget where you come from. I remember the cows and the fields... beautiful. You are Indian first."

Ethnically Indian, Canadian: India has done nothing for me, and I have never been a part of Indian society. If you love India so much why don't you stay there. Damn FOBS!!!"
by Canada Expert July 23, 2016
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indoctrinate

A catch-all phrase that political rightwing nutjobs just love to throw around nowadays.
Every normal person: University of insert name here is a great place to study. I had a fantastic time here, made new friends, and learned so much about my field of study.

Some political nutjob: don't go to this university unless you want to be indoctrinated by far left communist agendas that go against our inherent right to free speech
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idous

It's the acronym for
"I Don't Owe You Shit"
Your texting somebody and they bring up some bullshit where you owe them money and you reply with IDOUS
by Real Shit Gary March 7, 2016
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