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Wizard Status Incel

When a man has reached the age of 50 and does not know what a breast feels like, he is granted occult powers from Satan, which include (but are not limited to): power over the weather, mind reading, levitation, the gift of foreknowledge etc...
Chad: "Jim just turned 50 and is still an incel".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".
by WizardInBlack November 21, 2021
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incel

a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile towards women and men who are sexually active.
Krishna is an arrogant incel
by DwightfromtheFuture February 11, 2022
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intellectual pimp

A girl with one or more wordintellectual whore/words.
Yeah, Becky is hot, but she's a major intellectual pimp.
by anon October 22, 2003
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Intelligentleman

A man of fine tastes, excellent manner, and intellectual pursuits. Follows gentlemanly conduct as well as the methods of rationality.
"I say, isn't Andrew simple a spiffing chap?"
"Oh yes. I believe he also studies genetics in his spare time."
"Indeed, he is quite the intelligentleman."
"Hmyes."
by Jordrake November 5, 2011
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Intelligent

She is intelligent .
by Thatoneguywhosucksatdancing February 12, 2020
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ingels

last name only given to rebel badasses
Dude, I wish my last name was ingels... nah brah you're too much of a jewbag
by matt the rat707 March 30, 2011
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Zoomali Incel

A lonely, unemployed, malnourished male from the country Somalia. They have an overinflated ego, are very racist against other Africans, very misogynistic and are characterized by their incredibly hideous looks:
Huge forehead
Recessed jaws
Hook nose
Bad teeth
Skinny with no muscle tone, particularly in the legs.

Women from Somalia find them repulsive and they cope by terrorizing everyone on the internet, particularly Somali girls on social media minding their business.

You will find them on Twitter and TikTok posting about an imaginary fictional kingdom called “Macrobia” and claiming to be Arab or White rather than Black African.
*Somali girl posts a TikTok video minding her business*

Zoomali Incel: fucking dhilo I will rape and kill you. Cheap and easy.

*500 000 Zoomali Incels follow to spam the same thing*
by chewcyees September 24, 2023
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