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Hump Bumps

Genital sores or bodily bruising caused by vigorous or rough sex.
My dicks got the hump bumps today. She fucked me raw.

What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Donald Hump

Guy 1: I didn't know of that specific Donald Hump.

Guy 2: And there are so many more that I wish not to picture.
by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
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chuck-a-hump

The act of a guy having sex with a girl as a favor to her. Mostly when a girl makes it obvious she needs sexual gratification.
That horny bitch Kiki was eye-fucking me all night at the party. So afterwards I figured I would chuck-a-hump her way since she obviously needed it.
by JJDuff June 30, 2008
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Hump humper

And

Person 1: did you see miley cyrus' s new video, she went from humping people to humping humps.
Person 2: I always knew she would be the first celebrity to come out with her Hump humper secrets.
by Tibberino February 28, 2016
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Bum hump

A word that can be used in the place of butt fuck.
Man 1- your gay!
Man 2- I hope you get bum humped while you sleep!
by sethisgreen18 January 20, 2012
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turkey hump

The sex post secondary students are excited to go home to on thanksgiving weekend. (As opposed to the popular term, turkey dump: breaking up with a significant other over thanksgiving weekend)
How was your thanksgiving weekend?

Pretty good, got that turkey hump.
by preciousfs November 29, 2015
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Heart Humping

Doing CPR.
The patient went unresponsive with no pulse, Nurse Sam started heart humping right away. Code Blue!!!
by anonymous September 15, 2023
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