Homosexual Advantage

An unappreciated advantage of being a Homosexual that straight guys would love to have but can't because they would get slapped.

Examples of Homosexual Advantage are:

1) touching breasts without getting slapped

2) Grabbing asses without getting slapped

3) going to sleepovers and watching girls change

Homosexual Advantage by Monstabia June 27, 2010

homosexual agenda 

- Wake up. Moisturize. Exfoliate
- Put on some techno music and call Brad.
- Listen to Cher
- Go to the wizard of the oz party
- Protest No on Prop 8
- Party party party

That is the real homosexual agenda. Politicians don't know what they are talking about.

The homosexual agenda doesn't exist to hurt anyone. I'm a Republican and I know they have no agenda. They deserve the same right to marriage as anyone else.

homosexual agenda by Elsa-Claire November 5, 2009

homosexual pizza 

term used to call someone who is obsessed with pizza and in denial about their homosexuality.

"Joe is quite the homosexual pizza."

homosexual pizza by DreamsL0ST January 22, 2005

Homosexual-sexual 

When someone has an extreme gay fetish or pretends to be transgender or bisexual to be in a gay relationship to fulfill their fucked up fantasies, brought onto them by books, tv shows or anime. They praise and worship gay couples. They will hate on straight couples and only "ship" gay couple. They will refuse to watch/read/talk about anything if it isn't gay. The girls fail to realize that they will never be in a boyxboy relationship and vise versa. Homosexual-sexuals are hated by the LBGT community for fetishizing them and pretending to be them to get off.

"If it's gay it's an A+!"
"Gay relationships are so hot, too bad I'm a girl"
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"What the hell is wrong with them?"
"They're homosexual-sexual"

Homosexual-sexual by fynny6669 July 7, 2018

Homosexual Turtle 

A college-aged, Caucasian male individual with an overtly long neck and deep-throating skills made for sucking dick. He has yet to come out of his shell completely.

Taylor: You should go out with Blake M...
Me: I can’t, you know he’s a Homosexual Turtle!

Homosexual Turtle by Trumpette.xxx May 6, 2021

homosexual harrassment 

Sexual harrassment committed by a member of the same gender

Andrew won't stop making innappropriate remarks to me at work. I'm filing a homosexual harrassment charge against him with HR.

homosexual harrassment by pacmahon February 12, 2010

homosexual cowboy 

a man who puts his penis into another mans ass hole

a man that rides the sausage of another man

homosexual cowboy by Anonymous August 5, 2003