When a female grabs the shaft of an erect penis, then using her other hand makes a fist and a hammer motion, smashing the head of the penis.
So jake pissed a girl off again last night, and during what he believed was his victory blowjob for winning the argument he was brought to the fetal position with a brutal mushroom hammer.
by Francis the fantastic May 20, 2014
Get the Mushroom hammer mug."Warhammer 40,00" or "40k" is a table top miniatures board game produced by the British company "Games-Workshop". it has a fanatical following and has been around since the late 80's. "poor-hammer 40k" refers to a two fold situation concerning the devotees of this game. First, "40k gamers" have been known to be so addicted to the game that they spend their rent on miniatures. Second, "Games-Workshop" has a policy of annually scheduled price hikes on all their products.
by warrdogg November 12, 2015
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by NikeTangelo November 8, 2017
Get the dusty hammer mug.by Iwantkevhammer August 2, 2018
Get the Kev Hammer mug.Hannah Hammer is what pussys do to fight. You ball up ur fist and hit like a hammer. You hit with ur pinky and side of ur palm pretty much. It doesn’t hurt anyone but urself, so good luck trying to win a fight using this interesting technique.
OMG!- she’s doing the -HANNAH HAMMER- bahahhaah 😭
by exposingbitchesxoxo December 8, 2019
Get the Hannah Hammer mug.think statue of liberty except this bitch lies in wait behind the drapes of your bedroom. Instead of a lamp torch she holds a Thor-like hammer which she wields with righteous vindictive justice. She emerges from the shadows after watching you sleep and strikes when you least expect and just keeps coming
by williet hughnot August 15, 2020
Get the Liberty hammer mug.I plan to introduce her to my tonsil hammer tonight after dinner.
My uncle made me gag on his tonsil hammer.
I hooked up with a random last night. I was expecting average but wound up getting skull fucked by a tonsil hammer.
My uncle made me gag on his tonsil hammer.
I hooked up with a random last night. I was expecting average but wound up getting skull fucked by a tonsil hammer.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
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