heisenbergshimbo

A person on TikTok who’s username has nothing to do with Heisenberg from Breaking Bad.

“Do you know heisenbergshimbo?” “Oh yeah, he’s a himbo for Heisenberg.”

by dilflvr999 July 14, 2021

Hoisington drunk

When a innocent trip to the central prairie of Kansas in search of ducks turns into a 24 hour bender. Typically a peak level of drunkenness only achieved once in a lifetime.

Could also be called a “great bender”

boss: hey Matt I need those papers on my desk 9 o’clock sharp

Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?

by Divebombs November 2, 2021

heisenhoe

A heisenhoe is one of the hardest hoes to decipher since they are so good at hiding their true nature. Seemingly educated, intelligent, and even hard-working, they also are surprisingly disloyal. They live a double or triple life.

Ashley is the epitome of a heisenhoe - she acts right while you watch her - but as soon as you look away she surely is back to her tricks.

by the1mills November 5, 2021

heisenhoe

Sexually promiscuous person, typically female, who is hard to pin down as either loyal or whorish.

Ashley is a heisenhoe - she has a ratchet past and uncertain present. Starts acting right on inspection, but when not observed could be acting any which way.

by olegzandr November 10, 2021

haisen

A big man from the south who keeps eating kfc

Haisen is a name bozo Pauline get the camera

by I-don-know-English November 22, 2021

hiseason

HIseason is short for HIGHSEASON , a positive mental attitude lifestyle to always maintain high perspectives and never a low one.

Hey bro what time is it ? It’s always HiSeason

by Not so scary Jerry November 23, 2021

Hoése

verb: to do a hoése would be to run to the nearest asian and scream in their face "STOP EATING MY DOG!!!!!"
noun: a loser

verb: I dare you to do a hoése
noun: God you're such a hoése

by #welovejosemaria November 25, 2021