Have you ever seen prison christmas photos? This is the truest form of hickalicious. You take a prostitute or one of the inmate's wives/girlfriend and dress them up in a horribly slutty raggedy Mrs. Claus outfit that show huge amounts of cleavage and ass hanging out and take a family photo with the old man and his lady. Somewhere along the lines, there has to be front butt. Either from the ladies or the men.
Then everyone gathers around the cardboard cut out of a fire place, with no straight row of teeth and no man not resembling a cave man.
Then everyone gathers around the cardboard cut out of a fire place, with no straight row of teeth and no man not resembling a cave man.
Proudly sporting his orange colors with the cell numbers on the sleeve, Ray was intoxicated from the hooch he left out for three extras months for this special occasion. His eyes gleamed with delight as his one arm wrapped around his lady and his other held Mrs. Claus's dirty underwear. That was his present that year, dirty underwear, just like back home! Except, these were from his wife, not a hooker.
Now that is a hickalicious holiday!
Now that is a hickalicious holiday!
by tsunbot September 2, 2011
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A vile creature, made from a green wax-like substance.
Said to strike fear into the hearts of those who dare look upon it.
Commonly found along the East coast of England.
Preys on young children.
A vile creature, made from a green wax-like substance.
Said to strike fear into the hearts of those who dare look upon it.
Commonly found along the East coast of England.
Preys on young children.
"Don't go out after dark children, or the Hickerlacker will get you!"
"Hickerlacker Hickerlacker Hickerlacker, RUN!"
"Hickerlacker Hickerlacker Hickerlacker, RUN!"
by LadyMidnight September 11, 2012
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When your significant other gives you a hickey so hard that you ejaculate all over their nipples. In the end your hickeys will look similar to their nipples.
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Nick and his sister were both fans of Tom Cruise, so they decided to go see Eyes Wide Shut in the theater. They sooned learned they'd be Hickenlooping for 160 minutes.
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"Wow, check out the amount of facebook hickeys on Adam's wall from Katie."
"Ha! Too bad his relationship status is still single!"
"Ha! Too bad his relationship status is still single!"
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