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John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"
I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.
by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004
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Heimbuch

1. A replacement for any swear word
2. To have been peed on and lied about
3. To screw something up in a really irreversible way
4. To destroy
He really heimbuched that building !
What the heimbuch!?

This traffic is heimbuched!
Let’s heimbuch this old window by throwing a rock through it
by UrbanHeimbuchWords July 1, 2023
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brain hemmorage

when you ask an idiot to say a word and he says brain hemmorage
Just say a god damn word Brain hemmorage
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heimerdinger

A league of legends character added back in 2009 as one of the original champions
Heimerdinger really carried that game
by nutellachan September 29, 2021
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Hemo

A member of the male sex who looks very much emo (and has the style of emo) who is hot. Hot + Emo = Hemo
"Dude! That guy other there is so hemo!"
by Sammy Baldini April 27, 2005
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Hemo

A person who dresses like and looks like an emo but does not cut themselves. A happy emo.
by Hayley W. January 11, 2009
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Heim

Hims are guys that would do anything for each other, excluding: homosexual activity, dressing up in women's clothes, and lending a shoulder to cry on (heims don't cry).
Jon W is my heim, me and that heim go back to heim school where we illegally bought cigarettes from Swifty.
by MRKLTFU August 28, 2011
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