Tokyo Handy 

A sexual act where a man has sex with a pregnant woman and receives a hand job from the unborn baby.

Dude, I was having sex with my girlfriend and totally got a Tokyo Handy!

Tokyo Handy by fuuuucccckk January 9, 2012

Afghani Handy 

An Afghani Handy is when a women, preferably of Middle Eastern descent, wipes her ass with one hand after taking a shit. Once she does this she proceeds to give you, or the male a hand job with the same hand.

"Hey remember that exchange student from Iran? Well last night she gave me a Afghani Handy!"

Afghani Handy by bssknox December 10, 2009

dancefloor handy 

A hand job given on a crowded dance floor.

My poor behaviour at the party was eclipsed by the scandal of Tegan giving Jim a dancefloor handy.

dancefloor handy by La-a Laker January 13, 2013

Bench-Handy

Bench-Handy (noun)

The act of jerking someone off from behind while hiding underneath stadium bleachers, typically during a crowded sporting event. This act is usually not welcomed by the recipient. Similar to the reach-around.

"That homeless man under the bleachers just gave my 12 year-old son a bench-handy, I think I might join in on the fun!"

Bench-Handy by sullivan.petrus February 21, 2013

Dark Handy 

The act of giving or receiving a handjob in a poorly lit area.

Joe: "Yo I'm goin to the movies with sarah."
Brian: "Gonna get some dark handy action?"
Joe: "If im lucky enough."
(later at the movies)
**fap, fap, fap**

Dark Handy by BigCol April 11, 2013

SPF Handy 

Noun.
A handjob given using sunscreen lotion for lubrication.

Linda Rucker denied the accusation that she had offered Christopher Waterhouse an SPF handy at summer camp.

SPF Handy by eunuchorns and reignboughs August 11, 2014

Farm Handy

The position in a horse stable that collects prizing winning sperm from a Triple Crown horse.

'That American Pharaoh is going to Farm Handy heaven!'

Farm Handy by Farm Handy December 22, 2015