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Kitchen Handshake

Kitchen hand 1: hey! how are you today?(approaching for handshake)
Kitchen hand 2: hey! my hands are dirty. Let have kitchen handshake!
by xaib December 13, 2014
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Lone Handshake

"The other day I walked in on Justin doing the lone handshake!"
by Sir514 August 6, 2010
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Appalachian Handshake

When two individuals engage in oral sex, and the individual using their oral cavity has less than the socially acceptable amount of teeth.
Hey Arod, your girlfriend is missing a bunch of teeth!

Yea I know, but she gives a real nice and gummy Appalachian handshake!
by Nappy Jr January 17, 2013
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Melbourne handshake

"I'm sure you want her to give you a Melbourne handshake."
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Amish Handshake

An Amish handshake is when a man takes his fist and shoves it in another man’ s ass.
The term Amish handshake comes from the sound that the fisted ass makes similar to butter being churned in an Amish Community.
“Boy you look like you need a good first firm Amish handshake... you need that asshole loosened up a little son!”
by Nerdboy1982! December 25, 2019
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Feversham Handshake

A handshake popularized in Feversham, Ontario, Canada, where 2 men stirnly look eachother in the eye, grab eachothers genitals, and shake firmly. Often times they smell their hands after in approval of their neighbors and to confirm that person came from the Feversham clan.
"Is Jim Bob going around givin people that Feversham handshake again?!"
by Dr. Mantis-Tobaggan September 15, 2018
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Sonoran Handshake

When two males obtain a Q-Tip with each end dipped in hot sauce and insert each end of the Q-Tip into their penises. The first one to pull away is the inferior man.
Man 1: I challenge you to a Sonoran Handshake!
Man 2: Challenge accepted!

Together the men douse each end of the Q-Tip in hot sauce and insert the ends into their penises. Both men glare into each other’s eyes when finally Man 1 pulls away in agony, thus declaring Man 2 as the superior male.
by SirBiggles May 17, 2018
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