Boehme Handed

When you are using your roomates computer to watch porn and beat off, and your roomate walks in and catches you with your meat in your hands.

GUY1: Jeremy walked into his room last night and kyle was using his laptop to jerk off.
GUY2: Oh man Kyle got caught Boehme Handed

by poop monster August 30, 2006

Wet Handed

When a man is caught starring at a girls Boobs or ass. Almost reaching a point of wetting himself. Also considered "red Handed" just sexual.

Rick- Hey Joe What the hell are you doing?
Joe- what?...huh?...oh i was fazing out
Rick- You're looking at that blonds ass huh?
Joe- uh...no
Rick- Ahhh your caught wet handed

by Chance Mills February 7, 2009

One-Hander

n. An adult girl, or of-age female, who is petite or small enough to fuck with one hand while simultaneously using the other hand for any array of other activities.

That girl is a definitely one-hander; I can fuck her while eating a burrito with my left hand.

by Superllvllan July 16, 2010

squirrel handed

when one has a squirrel instead of a left hand
(see Kid's book-SBemail- Homestarrunner)

Gregor is a weird name

by *tweak* September 19, 2003

wet-handed

To be seen by another while(somewhat)naked and wet, as in
when you have to answer the door in a towel or less when
just coming out of the shower, or fresh from the throws
of particularly sultry passion.

"Dude, give me a minute to throw my gear on; you kind of
caught me wet-handed"

by goodcop8 August 5, 2007

Two-handed-pants-dive

an intense act of masturbation. Masturbating with two hands and your pants on

"Man, I'm so horny right now i need to take a Two-handed-pants-dive

by WBW May 18, 2006

wet-hander

noun:

1-One who routinely has clammy
or sweaty palms.

2-One who is notorious for
giving others nasty-wet
handshakes, possibly for
sport, or beacuse the sicko is
amused by doing this to others.

"Great Grilled Cheese Ghost! Colonel
Tricott slimed me again! I honestly
believe that twisted old wet-hander
spends all day lurking around HQ
waiting for me to get some award just
so he can take whatever small bit of
pleasure or miniscule feeling of
accomplishment I might have felt from
it away, by suddenly jumping out of
nowhere and hitting me with the 'old
dead-fish suprise. I truly hate him."

by goodcop8 August 5, 2007