dutch handgrenade

The action of catching a fart in your hand and then throwing it at somebodys face

Filthy Bastard: "Fire in the whole!"
Guy: *Knocks filthy bastard the fuck out*

by t0m3x May 20, 2004

Howie Handel

The art of masturbating using hand sanitizer. Named after the famous Howie Mandel. Who is a known Germaphobe.

This girl was scared of germs, so I let her give me a Howie Handel.

by Protein Face March 12, 2011

two-handed zamboni

a sex act to be performed on a frozen lake, pond or skating rink. the two handed Zamboni is identical to the inverted wheelbarrow with one exception the man wears ice skates and the woman wears ice skates on her hands ... and is only considered a successful two-handed Zamboni when performed while moving across the ice.

Guy and Veronica almost got da frostbite when they did da two-handed Zamboni last Tuesday, ay.

by wuntoothrie June 16, 2011

palmela handerson

When a guy masturbates!
Get It? PALM-ela HAND-erson!
Like your PALM & your HAND!

All guys at one point or another have had a date with PALM-ela HAND-erson!

by SuperThought October 1, 2003

busier than a one armed paper hanger

To be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task.

Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

monkey Hanger

A person coming from Hartlepool or supporting the football club Hartlepool United (the greatest football team in the world) This refers to an incident during the Napoleonic wars when a French ship sank off the Hartlepudlian coast. The only suvivor was the ships monkey which was assumed to be French ashe (or she was talking gibberish) , tried for treason against the British crown and promptly hanged. So there Still it's better than being a fookin' Darlo fan (up yer ass George)

Monkey hangers are the greatest people in the world unlike Mackems and Darlo fans both of whom smell since they don't wash

by aussie bristol chick September 22, 2003

caught white handed

Getting caught jerking it.

He does jerk it, I caught him white handed.

by Dave- June 29, 2005