texas hamburger 

Eating lunch meat out of your neighbor's asshole.

"Hey, I'm cooking dinner. Would you like a Texas Hamburger?"

"Isn't that where you eat lunch meat out of your neighbor's asshole?"

"Uh, I don't think so."

"Then make mine a double!"

texas hamburger by Izoss December 12, 2008

over stuffed hamburger

When A girls pussy lips are really big, brown and meaty. The meatflaps hang extra low and some times drip sauce and the whole thing stinks like Mcdonalds.

She lifted up her skirt and I stared in terror at her over stuffed hamburger.
She straddled Tylers face and feed him a over stuffed hamburger.

over stuffed hamburger by Jimboozie October 14, 2003

Hamburgers and Hookah 

Derived from the meat product of a cow, and The ancient Middle-Eastern Tradition of Smoking Shisha. This term applies to the new tradition of eating grilled hamburgers while smoking hookah. Usually on a Saturday afternoon.

Drew: "Hey Stephen, come on over, we'll have some Hamburgers and Hookah."
Stephen: "Yeah sure man, be right over."

Hamburgers and Hookah by AndrewDonn May 12, 2006

Hamburger Twat 

A raunchy, raw twat, usually belonging to a girl who "gets around". The look of one can be much like that of an old plate of raw hamburger

Tyler: Well, did you go down on her?
Jon: No dude. That girl totally had a hamburger twat. It was nasty.

Hamburger Twat by Andy_duke December 27, 2007

hamburgle

v.; The action pertaining to the theft (or larceny) of one or more hamburgers, cheeseburgers, or other burger derivatives. PAST TENSE: "hamburgled"

Some sneaky bitch just hamburgled my bacon double chee.

hamburgle by Kurt Yaeger May 10, 2006

Hamburglar 

a stealer of meat, particularly ham

Grandson:good golly gee willakers flipidy dipidy doo grandpa my hamburger's gone

Grandpa:I think it was that there "Hamburglar" boy

*strange little man in a black and white costume with a cape running off into the distance*

Hamburglar by gank of america March 18, 2007

Hamburger 

Something you can order from McDonald’s

Something they have on there menu

Person 1: What do you sell here?
McDonald’s employee: hamburger

Hamburger by Davidisntfunny May 28, 2019