long road to haul

A saying meaning a hard life ahead with much obstacles and difficulties.

Also sometimes mistakenly stated as a long road to hoe. This would imply that they are either digging up the road or having sex for money down the road. The correct would be long road to haul.

Something just isn't right in the kids head, he's going to have a long road to haul in his life.

by xcept73 April 19, 2015

haul ass

to suck, to be not good, to be bad or against your will, unfair

Damn! This hauls ass!

by Anonymous June 1, 2003

Haelynn

haelynn is the name of your average white girl. Can often be found at your local starbucks and also knows her way around the “block”. These specimen can also be very hostile, so be cautious when getting succ

“I heard you boned haelynn last night”

by Crackheadlover69 June 8, 2018

haulin frieght

The phrase "haulin frieght" can best be discribed as someone or something big, moving a lot faster than its supposed to. But if the object or individual is moving far too fast, it is to be discribed as "haulin the mail". now, there is no clear definition of the speed limitations to qualify an object or individual as haulin frieght due to the fact that the size and rate of travel must be taken into account.

as 2 men are on a hunting spree deep in the wilderness of argentina they observed a small defenseless jack rabbit being hunted by a much larger bear.
man1: I hope the bear just dystroys that little rabbit!!
man2: Yeah me too!

a chase errupts!
man1: Holy crap that rabbit is so scared

man2: Yeah it is, and the bear is haulin frieght!

by "McNasty", "Hollywood" August 24, 2009

haegler

extremely large toe nails used for masturbating

earl has haegler

by habey October 25, 2011

Haelwenn

A breton/celtic name meaning white angel

Gwennael as also the same signification as Haelwenn, It's just inverted

by lanodan December 22, 2013

haulin' a log

This pertains to someone with a penis. You can haul a log down the street, haul a log in class (if you happen to get an NRB). Mainly, anytime you are rocking a boner. Log meaning wood, haulin' meaning carrying. Thus, haulin' a log. Carrying a boner. This applies to transvestites, as some may have a penis now.

I can't stand up right now. I'm haulin' a log.

or
I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
or
Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.

by vineyardgecko October 21, 2015