Hottie McBody

A person that is attractive because they have a tight body, and/or washboard abs.

"Jason is a Hottie McBody. He must do like 1000 ab crunches a day."

by supersal September 19, 2006

hottieometer

the scale used to measure ones hotness... ie. shwing effect

'she rates high on the hottieometer'

by paul callaghan December 23, 2007

hottness monster

a very hot guy who you are practically in love with. he usually is the love of your life, even if he does not know it. however he can just be a crush.

A: i have a new hottness monster, Jim on the football team
B: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too...

by ary_luv March 5, 2009

Hottiblr

Fail typo by nickblaqk attempting to say horrible.

God, wtf is this song?! It's hottiblr!!

by KatyGaga August 12, 2009

Hottie Hustled

when shopping you buy something because the person helping you was attractive. You felt obligated to buy something you otherwise wouldn't have bought

Person 1: "I was shopping for some shoes but they didn't have my size. I bought some insoles though cause the guy helping with the shoes was hot!"

Person 2: "You just got Hottie Hustled!"

by Raider7722 May 1, 2010

Hottie Hopping

The progressive navigation through poorly secured social networking profiles and photo albums to look at young ladies who are not known to the individual who is browsing.

I'd run out of good porn to look at, so I opted for a spot of hottie hopping from my niece's "facespace" profile.....

by Jimboshka June 9, 2010

HottieMcHotHot

A girl, but not just any ordinary girl that is extremely beautiful with the best smile she is sweet, funny, smart, and creative. You can't help but love this girl. When she smiles you smile! A girl that is as hot as the sun!

HottieMcHotHot: *Smiles*
Everyone on the planet: *Falls in love with her as they smile too*

by DAM. She knows who it is. October 27, 2012