Pee-guillotine

When one wizzes into a toilet with the seat up and an imperfect seat mechanism causes the seat to fall and break the stream thereby sending piss everywhere.

"Dude did you pee on yourself?" "No dude that crappy commode Pee-guillotined me!"

by The Sloppy Kalapaki July 31, 2015

Butt gully

The intergluteal cleft. Colloquially known as the butt crack or ass crack, it is also referred to as plumber's crack when partially exposed above the waist band.

1) She stared with silent revulsion as sweat droplets slithered down the plumber's exposed butt gully.

2) The butt gully requires good hygiene if a case of swamp ass is to be avoided.

3) That octogenarian nudist has a very elongated butt gully.

by Cyberfossil December 12, 2018

madame guillotine

A name given to large, razor-like blade that was used to execute people in a quick and "painless" fashion. The French became obsessed with it, especially during the late 18th century and early 19th century, when the French Revolution was at its peak. Two of the most famous people executed by use of this machine were King Louis XVI and his wife, the famous (or infamous) Marie Antoinette, the last queen of France. Many thousands more were murdered this way. The mechanism is released via rope and falls under its weight, severing the head from the body underneath it. The death is supposed to painless, but there was some evidence that the machine wasn't always effective and some even believe that a few heads survived for 10 or 15 seconds after decapitation. The last person who met with Madame Guillotine did so on September 10th, 1977.

The Queen has been charged with treason, incest and depleting the royal funds. She is sentenced to death, the same way her husband was executed, via a visit with Madame Guillotine

by GG Allin October 8, 2020

Gully

Anyone like Lloyd. to be gangsta, real, the shit

"damn mr lloyd is one gully motherfucker"

by BRANDONisscared of physics February 25, 2010

guillotine

An unpleasant scenario in which a guy zips his fly up too quickly after urinating, thereby catching the head of the penis with the zipper.

See also: penis fly trap

"OW MOTHERFUCK" - guillotine victim #3185

by scout01 September 16, 2013

gilly hicks

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it has the quality feel of abercrombie, and the prices of hollister.
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i hate hollister.

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by x5cr34mforM3 March 29, 2008

gully hole

A woman's vagina, snatch etc. etc.

Some women prefer sticking shower heads up their gully holes.

by Adrian February 12, 2008