GROOT

The base of the penis.

She wrapped her lips around my GROOT.

by Rich_mcd September 23, 2016

grifter

A con man loser who can't keep a job and uses support from his ex-wife to go on trips and be a roller with his various sluts. He's a psycho who comes from a family of fat grifters who cheat medicare, medicaid and are always on the take from the government. Recognize yourself yet, Robert?

Dude, you're a loser like that Robert guy. Stop being a grifter and get a real job.

by sickofurshit January 23, 2011

Grafted

The point in time when a song or album is no longer so-so, and it is now playing non-stop on your itunes.

Hilton: Has the new Angels and Airwaves album had time to incubate?
Ian: Hells yes, that thing has grafted for sure.

by HIlton S. August 30, 2008

Grafting

Dealing drugs

I need to start earning extra money i might start grafting.

by Xstaticme July 25, 2016

I Am Groot

The finishing move while preforming acts of a sexual nature on a woman in which the male is in a dominant position, grabs the woman, and just as he is about to blow his load makes three forward thrust, at each thrust saying "I...Am...GROOT."

"Oh baby, I'm about to cum. Oh yeah. I Am Groot."

by FuckYoMomma September 7, 2014

Grostrum

An infuriating itch in one's bifkin. The sort which sends your bollocks red from repeated scratching.

"And, to top it all, I've got a killer Grostrum!"

by KHD April 27, 2004

groffsauce

SHIP NAME FOR LIN AND GROFF. BEST. THING. EVER.

idk how to use groffsauce in a sentence lmao

by its litty titty October 3, 2017