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Guten Tag!
No the Germans aren't nazis! Germans are cool and the girls are pretty. Boys from Germany are the hottest! So everybody who doesn't like the German should go there and talk to them.

"Hallo, wie geht's?" ( Hello, how are you?)
or "Tschüss" (Goodbye)
by Orchidée August 31, 2008
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Gema

greatness, the swizzle for frizzle, harry potter fanatic,loves music,magic,and men with pretty faces,light skin, dark hair, colored eyes
damn you see that girl? yeah she's a {Gema}...god damn thats a big fat ass!
by the big aristotle June 17, 2008
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gemayel

by Anonymous April 4, 2003
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German Hang Time

When you reach between a mans legs and fondle his balls before his penis gets erect.
My boyfriend Scotty and his friend Anthony like to German hang time each other. But they're not gay homosexuals. :)
by Redboots October 31, 2010
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German

A german is somebody who lives in Germany or lived in germany.
Most people think they are Nazis which they are not ! And I know that cause I am from germany and, hello, I'm not a Nazi.
Also most people think we just eat sauerkraut and drink beer, well we don't eat sauerkraut always but every german drinks beer. Only the bavarians wear leather shorts. We have the Oktober Fest which is a really great event in munich. If you've never been to Germany you can't say what it's all about. The German language is extremly complicated. There aren't a lot germans which these 'german' names like Karl or Friedrich or Heiner. Alot of the German parents give their kids names which are more modern
1Guy:Hey where are you from?
2Guy:I'm from Germany!
1Guy: That's cool! You have great beer in Germany!
2Guy: Thanks! You have to got to the Oktober Fest!
by AndiLeinChen February 25, 2007
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German Sharpshooter

A sexual act as defined: Hide in the shower and quietly masturbate while your significant other is taking a dump. Just before you ejaculate, rip open the shower curtain, push her off the toilet onto the floor and blow a load all over her freshly laid poop. Quickly exit the bathroom before being punished.
Person 1: You'll never believe what I did last night! I pulled off the infamous "German Sharpshooter"!

Person 2: Right on Bro!

Person 3 : That's disgusting.
by Dirty Rotten Rob September 9, 2011
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Germanophobia

n.
Fear of Germany or German culture.
"Oh dear, a map! I hope I don't accidentally look at central Europe, or I might get the willies!"
by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 22, 2005
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