Graduate's Tan

An ugly tan line across the middle of one's forehead resulting from being outside in the blistering sun for several hours while wearing a graduation cap.

Diane: "What's that discoloration on your forehead?"

Jack: "Oh, this? It's my graduate's tan from my college commencement service. It's like my second diploma. Having this is proof that I'm smart!"

by Ralphus Babaganoosh November 7, 2012

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grammar

Something Tanner Barthelete doesn't have.

How do you spell realize? "Guys, I have good grammar.

by Diggle Ville March 9, 2015

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Grammal Toe

When a woman as old as your grandmother has camel toe.

This club is lame, you guys want to hit wal-mart and peep some sweeeeet Grammal Toe. It's like the bat signal for horny senior citizens, and me.

by taintnomisbehavin March 7, 2017

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Gragma

When grandmas start pouring out of a fucking volcano

Your so full of gragma

by BostaDoDictionary October 26, 2017

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An extreme type of senioritis but for college/grad school students. Symptoms include but not limited to not sleeping much or too much, anxiety from writing multiple long papers, getting mad at professors for random reasons, and always finding an excuse for free food.

College Student 1:hey how’s it going?? College Student 2: my graduationitis really hit me hard today after I had to spend an hour and 20 minutes at the tech office fixing my WiFi, when I planned on spending that time writing my 10 paper while eating lunch at the dinning hall.

by leftylax14 December 11, 2018

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