Goober

its a weird meaning silly person

I'm a goober all day.

you're a goober!

El GooberO!!!

by lil205illy February 24, 2009

goob

someone very much dear to you

Mark is my goob, the one who makes my life complete!

by claudes November 18, 2007

Goober

1. A word often used to describe a frustrating person when a more profane word is not acceptable in the circumstances. Synonym: fucker

2. A person so incredibly awesome. Often synonymous with "champion"

3. A term sometimes used to describe oneself when they do something goofy or stupid.

1. Friend #1: "So he ditched me last night at the party and hooked up with another girl"

Friend #2: "What a goober!"

2. Hannah: "Ben makes my day all the time with his notes. He is such a goober!"

3. Nicole: "Did you seriously just run into the door?"
Nick: "I did! I'm such a goober..."

by abcdefg28734 December 7, 2009

Goober

The most offensive word in the English language. It is the ultimate insult that must be used sparingly. It essentially questions ones validity as a human being. The deepest facets of human nature itself are called into question and examined upfront when calling someone a "goober", "goob", or "gooberino". As "fricc" is to "fuck", one may also use "goofball" to ease the intensity of this word.

Daquan: " You friccin' goober."
Leshawnda: *immediately crumples to the floor trembling with agony*

by DaquanDuBrillious January 3, 2017

Goober

An inferior human being, underling or extra in a group of people. A goober is there to make the group look more menacing by adding numbers, but individually the goober fails on many levels. Within a group, a goober can add their two cents from here to there but on there own they lack any sort of eccentric personality and usually just act really extra. A goober is usually a follower, and most of the time, clueless about whats going on around them. Goobers are usually the less intelligent bystanders, in their own little goober world just goobering it up. They just don't understand the system...
female goober = goobette

1. "Yo what is Dill and all his goober boys doing?"
2. "Look at all those faggot goobers just posting up on that wall"
3. Goober: HOLY SHIT MAN! IM TRIPPING OUT!

Matt: Stfu goober...know your place!

by 2ill4yall October 18, 2009

Goofy Goober

A person or object that is dumb and laughable.
Usually a person that does absurd things for bad reason.

"Look at that goofy goober bro", "he is trying to be a tough guy even though he's wearing a video game hoodie."

by jommyDef November 2, 2022

gooba

a large creature distracted easily by food products and TV. do not allow it to become seated as it is impossible to remove from a seated position without heavy goods vehicles.

Steve Bate

by Kris April 17, 2004