Gonce

a pedohpile who happens to be homosexual; a gay nonce

Morgan there, was a gonce

by donkeypunchcrackhead September 30, 2018

Gooney Bird

A Gooney Bird is a ball of earwax.

"Hey man, you better get a Q-tip, you've got a Gooney Bird in your ear"

by mikarome February 17, 2009

gooncest

When mean people hang out together and validate each other's meanness. This phenomenon has been studied as it relates to school bullying: Kids who bully tend to find kinship with other kids who bully.

My spouse's ex sure does engage in a lot of gooncest with his nasty friends.

by soliloquacious May 12, 2010

goondess

Like goodness, only more so. Major goodness.

"Oh man, that dinner was goondess!"

by Jackies July 24, 2008

Goonie-Face

A derogatory term but some people aspire to be them after seeing many cheesy old 60's films. It is used to describe people who have giant grins and a extrememly happy/weird face no matter the occasion.

They resemble Ron Howard, commonly known for his role on happy days.

Rich: Look at that man in that van
James: What a Goonie Face

Lee: Why don't we become hippys and enjoy life like lennon would
Peter: No, cus were not a Goonie-Face

Dad: Son, If you keep smiling like that You will become a Goonie Face
Son: Okie dokie, ill eat a lemon for the sourness and not smile

by Richard Balvackian May 16, 2008

Goonie Goose

Girl/or Women that is "after you" for your money, or is only with you for their personal benefits.

"watch out for them goonie gooses, they all in it for yo money you see"

by East T January 31, 2010

Gooniebra

a bra that holds small tits

and a or b cup is a gooniebra

by Analwarrior November 23, 2010