gooker

A particularily bad professional wrestling gimmick, similar to that of the Gobbledy Gooker, which was the gimmick given to Eddie Guerrero's brother Hector. The Gooker wore a full-body turkey suit and once danced with Mean Gene Okerlund at Survivor Series

The Boogeyman is a total gooker.

by Mr Gentleman December 6, 2006

gookbox

a cheap, low-quality car from korea. even though it has a 10 year, 100,000-mile warranty, it is still a piece of shit.

a) wtf, my car's rattling like a fucking gookbox!

b) hey, did you hear that kid fletcher got a gookbox? i thought his parents were rich...

by kim-jong August 3, 2005

gookie cookie

When a group of males participating in a circle jerk direct their ejaculate onto a cookie. That cookie, frosted with semen, is the gookie cookie. Typically, the last person in the circle to ejaculate eats the gookie cookie. This is similar to the limp biscut.

I think the reason Jeff is always the last to ejaculate is because he really enjoys eating the high protien gookie cookie.

by Aaron from Rochester August 30, 2005

gookdom

Actions pertaining to and consisting of extremely gooktastic behavior.

Greg's gookdom was the leading cause for him getting beat up by the Korean War Veterans daily.

by Logan D. May 30, 2008

gooked

Result of a deception or fraud.

Dude 1: Check out this DVD player I just got, this guy sold it to me for $150.

Dude 2: They're selling that at Costco for $40. You got gooked, man.

by Robrandt May 22, 2006

gookmobile

A car, similar to a ricer, but usually shittier and over accessorized for what it is, usually driven by Asians. The main feature that separates a gookmobile from a ricer is a gookmobile ALWAYS looks like it has been in an accident, most likely due to the "skills" that an Asian drivers possess

Had this gookmobile pull up along side me at the light, the fucker revved it up at me so I blew him full of black

by snakeskin wallet April 7, 2015

gooked out

To act of putting way to many accessories on your car. Blue headlights and maybe some 18' Rims look nice on the right cars, but putting 17929874219822 stickers, a three foot high spoiler that looks like it was taken off a NASCAR wreck, a paintjob that resembles an odd mix of Las Vegas and Ebola-ridden death, out of place trims, and some shit written across the windshield that nobody cares about, is 'gooking it out'.

Riceboy: "Yo, check out mah Honda Civic. Sure it has a top speed of 50mph, and it's front wheel drive because I'm afraid of oversteer, but dem flame stickers on da side is phat!"
Me: "More like FLAMER stickers"

by hatred June 18, 2003