goober

many of something; a lot of one thing

He has a goober of money.

by nyke January 09, 2008

Goofy goober

Someone who is always joking around never to be taken serious everything they say is questionable

“I like josh but he’s and goofy goober and I don’t like that”
“Why is Christopher a goofy goober”

by Shakesomethingg December 25, 2019

Goober Monkey

An affectionate term to define someone who has done, or said, something that is silly or stupid (excluding acts that are criminal in nature).

The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.

Peter, the goober monkey, ripped out a fart that loosened the brick work.

You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.

by Audifred August 14, 2008

Goober drop

Vomiting into someone's asshole and then having them shit out the vomit back into your mouth then u shove it in her vagina and continue intercourse

Oh shit, Markelle just goober dropped that bitch

by Butch Montreal July 10, 2017

Goober Zuts

Used to describe a feeling of unexplainable proportion, like cool to the extreme or can be be used for over confusion. One word that be used in many different ways

This week had me stressin like no other guy, but after i saw my chick yesterday I went Goober Zuts bro no joke.

by Rokudaime May 07, 2008

Swedish Goober

A swedish goober is when one is having anal with one's sexual partner while using jelly as lubricant. When the penis leaves the anus, the partner will insert peanut butter into the anus and it will then create a kind of homemade goober. Cheaper than the store-bought goober for sure.

You guys buy goober from the store? Try a Swedish goober sometime, it's fun for you, tasty for the kids.

by noahtorious b.i.g November 29, 2018

goober knocker

a goober knocker is a funny word used to descibe something or used to substitute a cuss word.

Today tim was being a total goober knocker.

by imall(aka)GRR October 06, 2008