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Gobble blob

A blob of semen on a womans face after you pull out of her mouth just in time and ejaculate after a blow job.
"I was getting a blowjob last night, and she had a HUGE gobble blob after!!!"
by Fromage Frais. January 24, 2008
mugGet the Gobble blobmug.

Knob-gobbled

A phrase coined shortly after the landslide victory of the Labour party in 1997. It was used at the time to describe the groundbreaking tactic of Labour MPs to acrrue vital votes from self proclaimed "lads", a vital voting block at the time.

Now, however, it's typically used to describe any fellatio that is preformed with a particular level of vigor.
Oi, mate! Did you get your Wing Wang suckled?
Aye, mate! She really gobbled my knob!

Knob-gobbled
by Gobark123 April 4, 2020
mugGet the Knob-gobbledmug.

Gobble Goozie

Ever seen a man churn butter on his whore? Well it’s like that but the man then eats the churned butter like a fucking cake. The girl farts while he is eating it out.
My husband gobble goozied my ass last night and now I’m afraid to fart because my ass is so loose
by anonymous September 21, 2021
mugGet the Gobble Gooziemug.

wiener gobble monster

pretty clear from the name. someone who is a master of manipulating the penis with their mouth. can be male or female. a wiener gobble monster has a vast amount of practice engaging in oral sexual intercourse. they usually start at a young age and are always proud of their skills.
Damn you know Karen? She gave me a blow job last night and she is a wiener gobble monster. No one has ever ejaculated so quickly in the entire existence of the planet Earth. When she was done she had a massive smile on her semen covered face.
by jfb6942069 March 11, 2022
mugGet the wiener gobble monstermug.

Gobble

A girl who has had lots of penises inside of her, and been stuffed more than a Thanksgiving Turkey.
She looks good,
Nah mans she is a gobble everyone has been all up inside of that girl. She’s a girl gobble
by Og Turkey Roaster November 13, 2020
mugGet the Gobblemug.

Gobble neck

Insanely good oral sex performed on a man
Malik: Boy NayNay just gave me some gobble neck. Shit was hitting.

John: *makes turkey noise*

Malik: *repeats turkey noise*
by SladeTheSupreme September 16, 2017
mugGet the Gobble neckmug.

gobbles

Gobbles is a goldfish who was much loved. He sadly forgot how to swim and so he was flushed down a toilet. Ever since Gobbles was flushed two girls have been looking for him ever since.
Gobbles was nowhere to be seen.
by Lesie Sack February 26, 2021
mugGet the gobblesmug.

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