Definitions by jspam
Pie Magnet
A rather portly gentleman who appears to have the uncanny ability to magnetically attract all the pies in the immediate vicinity for his personal consumption.
“Look at the size of him! He’s a proper pie magnet”.
“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund”
“What?”
“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund”
“What?”
Pie Magnet by jspam February 16, 2020
Greasy Gobble
“Yer’ve never ‘ad a greasy gobble? You’ll love it, mate. It’s where I nosh yer off wi’ a gobful o’ chips”.
Greasy Gobble by jspam April 4, 2019