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Gobble Gash

When you slurp up a Tsunami of a wet minge and you need a towel to dry yourself off
I was soaking wet after last night's gobble gash
by Beltazar November 13, 2017
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Hob-Gobbled

When someone does something half way, or is lazy about it.
He should have done a better job of cleaning up the yard, looks like he just hob-gobbled it.

Well that looks hob-gobbled! She could have taken her time and did it right!
by Lunar Momma May 29, 2024
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Gobble blob

A blob of semen on a womans face after you pull out of her mouth just in time and ejaculate after a blow job.
"I was getting a blowjob last night, and she had a HUGE gobble blob after!!!"
by Fromage Frais. January 24, 2008
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Gobble Goozie

Ever seen a man churn butter on his whore? Well it’s like that but the man then eats the churned butter like a fucking cake. The girl farts while he is eating it out.
My husband gobble goozied my ass last night and now I’m afraid to fart because my ass is so loose
by anonymous September 21, 2021
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Knob-gobbled

A phrase coined shortly after the landslide victory of the Labour party in 1997. It was used at the time to describe the groundbreaking tactic of Labour MPs to acrrue vital votes from self proclaimed "lads", a vital voting block at the time.

Now, however, it's typically used to describe any fellatio that is preformed with a particular level of vigor.
Oi, mate! Did you get your Wing Wang suckled?
Aye, mate! She really gobbled my knob!

Knob-gobbled
by Gobark123 April 4, 2020
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Mind-gobbling

Your brain devouring knowledge in greedy gulps.
This book is mind-gobbling.
by Fufito June 16, 2017
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wiener gobble monster

pretty clear from the name. someone who is a master of manipulating the penis with their mouth. can be male or female. a wiener gobble monster has a vast amount of practice engaging in oral sexual intercourse. they usually start at a young age and are always proud of their skills.
Damn you know Karen? She gave me a blow job last night and she is a wiener gobble monster. No one has ever ejaculated so quickly in the entire existence of the planet Earth. When she was done she had a massive smile on her semen covered face.
by jfb6942069 March 11, 2022
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