German Shepard

a big lupine looking dog that is nearest and dearest to many hearts around the world. Ever seen Rin Tin Tin, Either of The Littlest Hoboes, or Katts and Dog? They all featured a kingly black on tan German Shepherd Dog that was the envy of any who saw these shows, and on the christmas wishlist of this author for many years since he first saw the first Littlest Hobo... Oh, yes, let's not forget Ace, The Bat-hound, Batman's furry sidekick...

Ace, the Bat-hound, London, Hobo, Toro and Rin Tin Tin, not to mention Rudolf Von Holstein Dreiste were all German Shepherds.

by J. Michael Reiter October 9, 2004

German Milkshake

The act in which one defecates into a womans mouth, and while still open, dexterously spins around and ejaculates into the victim's mouth. After orgasm, the man uses his still-erect phallus as a "blender" to swirl it around into a nice frothy, foamy german milkshake.

John D- So did the night end up well?
Glaser- Dude, i totally took that girl out to dessert last night for some german milkshakes.
John D- Oh shit! So a second date lined up?
Glaser- No, she actually choked on that mess and died.
John D- Damn, respect!

by BelgianWaffles February 6, 2008

german potsticker

When someone is fingering a female, they pick their nose, then stick the fingers in her vagina with boogers on them.

Did you hear about Amy? Joe gave her a German Potsticker last night.

by Alex Fosho April 12, 2008

German Biscuit

Someone who is born between an blonde-haired blue-eyed German and a non-German. Also, any of that person's children, grandchildren, etc.

Person 1: What's with that guy?
Person 2: Oh, he's a German Biscuit, he always acts like that.

by aggressive_nee June 5, 2018

German Tickler

When 2 or more Participants of a Orgy have ungroomed pubic hair, causing them to tickle the other's genitalia.

Brittany: I don't shave, sorry....

Mark: Neither do I, maybe we can have a German Tickler.

Brittany: Great idea!

by redwingskings March 4, 2012

Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives around the Alps, specifically Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and South-Tyrol (in Italy)

"I am Austrian, not German!"
"Yeah OK, mountain German"

by anonymous April 7, 2022

German Fudgesicle

The act of filling a condom with jizz, tying it off and sticking it in a freezer until frozen. Once frozen you remove the frozen jizz bar from the condom and stick it in the ass of a female until it is all good and shitty.

Once the jizz bar has a good brown coating, you shove it in her mouth and make her eat it like a real fudgesicle.

Me and bill gave that bitch pat a german fudgesicle last night, man she sure loved it!

by Dr.PhillyBlunt November 29, 2011