genesexual

Frank small weiner hahahahahahah

Your such a genesexual

by Hambueger November 14, 2021

Poo Genie

The poo genie is soley to blame for all unexplained excrement left in random parts of a house/flat. It will enter the house/flat during the night, usually after nights out or parties when friends are staying over, and leave an unwanted deposit in the most unlikely of locations.

Damien: "I cant believe you soiled yourself last night james!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"

by nemanja August 8, 2007

geisel

to ship an unusual item by secret means for a practical joke

"Did you geisel that package to your sisters house?"

by bt1st September 22, 2006

Genie In A Bottle

Unpredictable

I’m a genie in a bottle, you never know what you’re gonna get.

by GenieInABottleBaby March 30, 2020

west genesee

A place in upstate new york where caged monkeys live and wanna be gang bangers live.

Hey do you live in west genesee? Oh you must be a raging faggot

by Ajb28 May 31, 2018

Genie

A wife that grants permission to her husband for a three-way. A genie tends to have a voice like Robin Williams and tends to have a face like him too.

Dude: My wife may look like a dude, but at least she's a genie!
Another Dude: Fuck yeah mate!
*High five.

by Tennywolf July 2, 2016

sprinkle genie

When I girl gives a guy head while sitting down and peeing.

My girlfriend was a sprinkle genie when she sucked me off while she was peeing.

by bupeett April 18, 2008