Geezer Lunch

When you’re William S. Burroughs as a Geezer…Everyone or most are Resting In Peace but sum how-YOU (of all people) lived…

I’m a full-on Geezer Lunch…I’m 35 and it’s a Mugwump Warfield out there…

by Pushmataha May 2, 2023

geezered

To be held back by an older man that is scared of being alone so he gives bad advise to manipulate people into staying close

that guy geezered me into wasting so much of my life

by Mr. Konnected July 14, 2023

Geezerocracy

A nation that claims to be a democracy that is ruled by old geezers

Lately the United States seems to be turning into a Geezerocracy because both candidates for president are too old to know their own name.

by Puchin September 6, 2023

geezer beanie

A hat for old people

That geezer has funky geezer beanie

by Crazy whiteboy October 9, 2023

geezer-circuit

The second-rate locations/venues that irrelevant has-been musicians/performers are stuck to performing on because those are the only places that'll bother booking them as their careers are winding down.

Las Vegas is definitely the geezer-circuit capitol of the world!

by ffokcuf March 30, 2025

Geezer Ghetto

Age restricted retirement community

I don't want to live in some Geezer Ghetto where you have to be ancient to get in.

by Baby KaBoomer April 5, 2025

Geezer Geyser

When she’s over 40 but you make her squirt for the first time ever.

Hooked up in the van last night and she turned into a geezer geyser while on top.

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025