Chode-House Grill

Where a group of chodes go to eat after a day of acting like a complete and total chode-master

Hey man lets go! I'm ready to eat some chodeitas at Chode-House Grill

by chodejagger October 6, 2011

Gettin' up in ma grill

An exclamation for those given times when a situation is so intolerable, as every one on the entire planet is pissing you off at any given time, for no apparent reason.

Comes home from shitty day at work, just wants to chill out... discovers house mates left trash all over the place.

"ffs, why is every one Gettin' up in ma grill today!?"

by sabzwin June 8, 2015

man the grill

Usually said when you take charge of the grill

Hey it’s my turn to man the grill

by Fat dick Gomez June 4, 2018

George Foreman Grill

( noun & verb)
When you have a very old laptop, have it run a game or program that is far too advanced for what the laptop can run, and then let it run for about an hour. Once the laptop has inevitably heated up from the program to the point that it's hot to the touch, you take a solid shit onto the keyboard of the laptop, and then close the screen onto it as far as it'll go. You now have a George Foreman Grill. Bonus points if the keyboard keys cook a grid pattern onto the shit, like your favorite hamburger.

Noun:
Joey: "Hey Chandler, can I borrow your laptop for a minute?"
Chandler: "OK. First of all, No. Second of all, Jo, this is Friday night. I know your weekly routine. I know EXACTLY what you want to use my laptop for.

Joey: "Why would I want to make a George Foreman Grill with your laptop on a Friday night?"
Chandler: "What?"
Joey: "What?"

Verb:
Joey: "Ross, let me use your laptop."
Ross: "Uh, eh, I eh don't think that that would uh very good idea there Jo."
Joey: "Give me your laptop or I'll just take it. Then I'll take it into your bedroom, lock the door, and George Foreman it on your bed. THEN I'll show it to Rachel and tell her that you made it, and she'll believe me because I'm the alpha-male."
Ross: "Oh, uh, hmmm, uh, ok, you can have it."

by Lavadog84 October 10, 2018

Skeet in your grill

to bust a nut in someones mouth

if someone says "i'll bust a cap in yo ass" you say "what nigga? i skeet in yo grill!"

by suicide kitty July 4, 2005

step off my grill

i would appreciate it if you would give me some space, you are too close to my teeth. (grill)

homeboy you best step off muh grill before you get dusted.

by HAR-MONEY May 13, 2005

grenade grill

when a person's teeth are so fucked up it looks like a grenade exploded in his or her mouth.

why do even rich britons have grenade grills?

by dirty rotten scoundrel July 19, 2006