grave

meaning something serious; seriously

Dude: Did you really eat four cheeseburgers??

Dude2: Grave, dawg, I did!

by LGreen July 28, 2012

graveyard blunt

a blunt consisting of marijuana gutted from clips of previously smoked blunts and/or joints.

johnny blaze-"damm nigga im broke as hell, lets just roll a graveyard blunt, ya digg?"
The iron lung-"no doubt, that shit gets me blunted like mofucka"

by zoutachris August 25, 2008

Grades

the measurement of a student's skill of memorizing useless trash

Teacher: What's the phenomenon when your brother watches memes while two people named Michael take a piss on the grass at morning on a Friday while somebody dies of existential dread?
Student: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrbwllllantysiliogogogochonorificabilitusinitatibus.
Teacher: Wrong! It's Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrbwllllantysiliogogogochonorificabilitusinitatus. You get no points for your grades.

by xercmercus July 6, 2019

grave

A moment that is so severe that there's no other way to express it.

"My friend Andrew just got 6% on his math test yesterday"
"grave"

by zillinzichenlookinass November 23, 2022

Umbrella Graveyard

On a stormy day, a heap of at least 5 broken and mangled umbrellas tossed on the side of a city street/sidewalk.

Coworker 1: Wow, it's like a hurricane outside.
Coworker 2: I know, I must have passed 6 umbrella graveyards this morning!

by Peter Patrelli April 20, 2007

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

by GoldieGal April 12, 2019

graveto

A tiny branch. A man who can dance with his eyes and turn his feet 150 degrees.

You're such a graveto.

Eww, you have the feet of a graveto.

Your penis is a graveto. I'm leaving.

by Sexy_roby July 7, 2014