Canned Goods

I child is adopted and taken overseas for the sole purpose of illegal organ transplanting.

"Just between you and me, rumors say Johnny Doe was once canned goods for the Rockefellers."

by A_fabulous_assertion February 7, 2020

a real goofster

a real goofster is uncle chicken cock

"yo uncle chicken cock is fucking a baby"
"hes a real goofster allright

by HappyBTW February 9, 2022

Googs

An exclamation of disbelief that can be used in a variety of situations. The number of o's in googs may be changed for emphasis (ie gooooogs!)

Hey man, how come mike can't come out tonight.
He said he had homework.
O Googs.

by sir googsalot January 7, 2009

goodson

A cock sucking grundle licker, that enjoys getting a plumpkin from random black males and getting hodini's for large overweight germans.

Ur cool....ur definitely not a goodson

by TReeloverhungatree September 27, 2006

gooh

the sticky bit in the middle of the eye ball

1 whats that in your eye? eiwwww
2 it the gooh you twatface

by schmoof June 1, 2006

BJP Goons

Best Jinaist Policies goon squad saves roeloka & Matai from uncertain situations caused by men trying to get some penetrated reflux which is outstandingly remarkable pleasure that should only benefit roeloka and his fulfilment of need from Matai being her jina is like the best feeling of satisfaction like chic-fil-a with alot of Polynesian sauce.

Kahiem the jinaist says to these good fellows Matai is strictly BJP Goons organization put it on the tax cause the candle stick she flare up dripping that wax like confidential modified hacks that will save citizens from the government.

Jinaist Organization is a representation of pro liberal democracy protected by the bjp goon mercenaries

by Jinaist Policies May 6, 2021

DAMAGED GOODS

A term used to explain a man's testicles after they have been kicked in the groin area!

OH MY GOD did you see her kick him? He's got damaged goods!

by Sornsen June 12, 2005