Goffy

A word used to describe people that glue their pubic hairs to the palms of their hands

A) *gives high five

A) why u got hair on ur hand

B) I’m a little goffy

by Chaffa777 April 15, 2019

goff

Someone wearing black clothes and/or eyeliner.

Chav: Hey, look at that girl! She's wearing a black shirt! GOFF!!!

by Lace April 25, 2004

Get Geoffed

geoffed

Get Geoffed. Geoffed by geoff the geoffer.

by Get Geoffed December 2, 2020

goffwick

A small mythical cherrub with an extremely short lifespan who prances about uncontrollably until its demise.

Tommy was unstoppable on the dance floor as he fluttered around like a goffwick.

by whuffie September 27, 2005

Goffy

Goffy is a word that describes someone who is being goofy

Goffy was invented by my dear cousin. It’s a beautiful word and you totally use it. And if you don’t…I’ll have giraffes eat your toes and spit them into you mouth. Count your days…

by Spoonsmccoop October 2, 2022

Geoffin'

The acquisition of Arby's coupons.

"Dude, I was so geoffin' it today." "Yeah, dude, you really got those coupons."

by PMGC April 8, 2010

Geoffrey

From the film "Get Him To The Greek"

A Geoffrey is a marijuana joint laced with many other drugs such as Heroin, LSD, Cocaine, and methamphetamines. In the movie, "Get Him to the Greek" Aaron Green (Jonah Hill) smokes a Geoffery with Aldous Snow (Russell Brand) and his father in Las Vegas causing him to have a heart attack thus provoking Aldous to stab Aaron in the heart with an Adrenaline shot, overiding the heart attack. Smoking a Geoffery also makes the person very attracted to furry walls.

Aaron: What is this?
Aldous: It's a Geoffrey
Aaron: What the hell is a Geoffrey?
Aldous's Father: It's a joint laced with Heroin, LSD, cocaine, extacy, and I think it has PCP.
Aaron: Why do they call it Geoffrey?
Aldous's father: Because who is going to be scared of a bloke named Geoffrey?
Aaron: Ahh God, I'm having a heart attack

by carnivalkid34 June 7, 2010