Fumbitch

Fucking dumb bitch

This Fumbitch is being ridiculous. What a Fumbitch!

by The Real Boss Foss April 25, 2023

Fumble

When you almost get to lay pipe, and at the last second get turned down for doing something stupid.

A girl has agreed to sleep with a guy at a friend's sleepover. For him to Fumble when he needs a shit while the toilet is clogged, so has to run outside to a forest to take one. However, is then turned down after the walk of shame back.

by KingNicky June 20, 2023

Fumbled the fag

Fumbling the bag with a queer individual.

A: I just the fumbled the fag...
B: What went wrong?!

by dirt 💖 June 28, 2023

fumblegottemed

for when thyself is found in a place of danger and cannot get out

oh no sister, we appear to be fumblegottemed!

by Hugz4evan July 1, 2023

fumble

messing up in a relationship (or with a hookup) and causing it to end

Jack: "Bad news, I fumbled my 3 years relationship with the 10/10, it is what it is"
John: "What, how did you manage to do that"
James: "I fumbled 3 talking stages in a row dude lmao"

by HyperLexus July 9, 2023

Fumbleness

to describe a situation where they awkwardly interacted with someone at a bar, using the example of accidentally mishandling a person they refer to as a "baddie." The speaker humorously suggests that their clumsiness might prevent them from accurately determining if a certain physical feature ("booty") is genuine or not. The use of the term "fumbleness" adds a lighthearted and whimsical tone to the narrative.

I just made up a new word in my head. Like when I fumbled a baddie at a bar. I won't know if that booty real or not because of my "fumbleness" lol

by bootyclapper28 August 19, 2023

Fumbus

The fat fucking hamster

Fumbus died july 2024

by Fumbus July 18, 2024