flong your dong

Beat your pud.
Beat your meat.
Beat off.
Tap your log.

If you would like to flong your dong with a group of liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with some simpering fags. They love to beat their puds together on the street corner.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007

flongren

(noun): when a collective body of people has consumed too many skittles in too short an amount of time to properly digest them that it causes an inability to compute simple math equations for approximately 6.5 minutes.

John's afterschool study group ran long because his mom's skittle-based snack caused a flongren that delayed the starting of their math assignment by approximately 6.5 minutes.

by applesauce2.0 February 1, 2010

gellin like a felon

Of or refering to the soft, warm glow one feels after participating in petty theft of shoes and shoe accesories.

Cop 1: Boy, that Winona Ryder sure looked calm in court.
Cop 2: She was gellin like a felon!

by bob_the_russian November 4, 2003

Flin Flons

A fatty pork sausage, similar to the Toulouse sausage, popular in the prairies. Called the "Flin Flon Sausage" on Wikipedia, or just "Tolousers" or "French sausages" in other parts of the Prairies.

"ON THE BARBECUE," screamed the host wearing nothing but a novelty apron with a pair of large breasts displayed on the front, "ARE BURGERS, FLIN FLONS, AND BISON STEAKS, CAN YOU HANDLE IT!"

by prairiedreamcatcher101 July 30, 2016

fling-flong

we were off chops and we came up with this word for dingers

double sided Red HQ's

by Andusumus Maxsimus December 18, 2004

flong

The sexual act in which a male flings his dong into a female's oral, anal, or vaginal cavity and is usually performed on a king size bed. A derivative of the latin phrase "slutivus cum flongdivious."

"Did you hear that Johnny totally flonged this chick on Saturday night?"

"Dude, if Sandy doesn't let me flong her tonight, I'm dumping her.

by Joey V69 January 1, 2009

Flonde

When the words -blonde- and -flat- combined to form FLONDE. A blonde chick who has no titties.flat as a board.

1.eww, she's so flat and blonde, what a fucking flonde!!
2. Rose that stupid tit less bitch, she's such a flonde

by Vicky Navea February 20, 2006