Your Forehead

The longest thing in the whole Entire planet

Person 1: bro nothing is longer than my pp
person 2: what about your forehead
person 1: dies of ligma

by Srry cant he4r u September 2, 2021

tapping abe lincoln on the forehead

engaging in a bit of the old in-out in-out.

"Baby, when I see you, I want to tap Abe Lincoln on the forehead."

by ryon June 4, 2004

albino forehead

A male's forehead covered in cum. This person's forehead may be considered a cum platform.

John: Hey Andrew, you have such a big forehead.

Alex: Yeah John, Andrew has a Albino Forehead! What a great cum platform!
Andrew: Haha you guys are so cool.
Charley: Damn Andrew, your forehead is just dripping cum!

by dr lokey August 22, 2012

Big forehead

Someone with a big forehead, normally also known to have a zero rizz and ed. May or may not also have extremely anxiety around members of the opposite sex causing them to shake out of fear.

Damn that dude got a Big forehead, he fs gets no bitches

by Yousabitch4017 July 29, 2023

Velcro Forehead

Velcro Forehead!--the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back--in dismay over some minor inconvenience...

Eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers Blue Cheese dressing.....

"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"

"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"

Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....

by Nik-ki September 21, 2008

Bombaclart forehead

A dusty geez who goes by the name of Dylan Clarke

Eee man Dylan’s such a bombaclart forehead

by Brtaggart15 July 23, 2019

Warhead on her forehead

When a girl is giving you a blowjob, while her head is laying off the end of piece of furniture. Your balls are carefully placed over each eye and you shit on her forehead at the exact moment you cum.

“Dude I heard Bo dropped a warhead on her forehead.”
“I told his ass not to eat Taco Bell last night.”

by Stay Addicted October 1, 2018