Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise

Also known as Jayden Micheal Carter.
He's amazing beyond belief.
Way more than he knows or believes.
He's my best friend and I love him a lot.
Probably more than you.
No of course more than you.
He's nice and fun to talk to.
He's sweet.
And gorgeous.
He makes me happy.
Without even trying.
AMABOUTTOCRY.
I'm so happy that I found someone like him.
He's an amazing person to have in your life.
Please don't hurt him.
Or I'll kill you.
I love you bby<333.

Isn't Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise your best friend?
Fuck yeah he is.

by Iri$$ January 11, 2009

Fisexual

A bisexual man who thinks only five or less men are attractive.

My Fisexual friend thinks twilight is good because he likes edward and jacob.

by hfgudisahsdauhgufidshguidfg July 18, 2010

fisedup

A phrased used to irritate corporate customers in an Indian outsourced technical support environment, suggesting lunacy, moronic tendencies and possible idiocy. A worded used in a similar language not unlike Pooty Tag but not completely definable in the English language.

Customer, "my internet connection is not working. Is there anything wrong with your connection today?". Indian Tech: "fisedup sir, fisedup!.

by KennyD October 28, 2004

fosie hag

The definition of fosie hag is a rotten bitch with low self esteem and not a lotta homies.

"You're a fosie hag," said LaQueesha to that bitch who stole her man.

by ana and leigha October 2, 2006

foosed

to be bent over and anally assaulted by the rod of a foosball

"I almost foosed you"

by tamereestnoir September 6, 2007

fiser

A loser who thinks he's cool than he is.

Fiser thought he could pick up some bitches at the party but he struck out pretty quick.

by DrkPyro004 September 12, 2007

folser

a fat loser who is dumb and doesn't know anything at all and isn't a smart or pretty person (never good)

i hate the folser who goes to my school

by Rio_cool_girl January 14, 2008