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meat flute

Hey remember Steven, that gay guy? Word has it he loves to wail on his boyfriends meat flute
by Whipshock August 9, 2003
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Flute Dude

a NOUN or ADJECTIVE used to describe a marching band member that goes HARD. The term has been used to describe Kappa Kappa Psi members in Funny Greek Shhhh From Around The World 5.0... Normally most of them play the softest of instruments like the FLUTE.

Someone that goes to band camp and pledges hard to play the flute.
Those KKPsi guys are a bunch of Flute Dudes.

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by iamlarryw December 2, 2011
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the flute

male genital,most often a replacement for word penis,cock or dick
"if you don't like the way i did that, you can play the flute"
by Hugh Grection December 1, 2005
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fluke

In Northern Ireland and Ireland (at least), a fluke (pronounced flook) is a verb meaning to win against the odds. It can also be used as a noun meaning something won against the odds or someone who wins that way.

Fluke tends to be a positive appreciation of good luck, rather than a denial of the win. It can be used to playfully reject someone's win though, or to be humble about one's own win.
(In appreciation of someone winning): "Whoa, flukey. Well done!"

(In bemused disbelief that someone won a football game): "Jeez, how did you score that goal? You weren't even kicking it right. What a fluke!"

(In happy humility after winning): "Thanks. It was just a fluke really".

(When someone beats you in a game, but you're convinced you'll win next time): "Fluke! Let's go again."

(To tell a story without it seeming boastful): "Well, the whole thing was a fluke really. Back in early Spring, I..."
by Flukemeister March 25, 2009
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flumes

A water ride found in most amusement parks, where you are inside either a boat or a log and you float down a trough.

Not as fun as a roller coaster, but you get pretty wet.
"You wanna go on the flumes? There's barely any line."
by xavier February 5, 2005
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Flute Chaser

One of an extremely homosexual nature to a point where that person is actually so outwardly homosexual, it is almost as if they are willing to rip off the pants of a person of the same sex. The term flute is used loosely due to the idea of the "skin flute" or penis. Therefore, a flute chaser is one who pursues the penis.
Anthony wasn't invited to the party because he's a flute chaser, I saw him stick a cucumber in his ass and say WHOOO!!
by BullyNinja March 4, 2009
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Flüge

When a guy jizzes into a girls mouth, she drinks it then throws up into a cup and the guy drinks it.
"Hey, wanna Flüge?"
"No"
"Good, me either"
by 0228620 October 2, 2012
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