Flarfing

"Flarfing" refers to the act of slurping out the contents of another's anal cavity, after it has been ejaculated and vomited into by some person(s).

A related subcategory, "flarfblasting" consists in expelling by means of flatulence the vomit and ejaculate contents of one's anus into the mouth of another (who could or could not be the person who deposited those contents), positioned directly behind the anus.

I last saw Charles flarfing a homeless man's herniated anus.

by Leximus August 30, 2009

Flarted

The past tense meaning when a young girl or woman flirts to a guy and farted.

That girl just flarted dude !

by Kayes21 April 15, 2015

g-flare

A sudden and rapid fire email conversation that sparks up between 3-5 people about a given topic that results in no fewer than 21 emails on the given topic. Distinction between g-flares and other email chains, must deal with a singular topic, must occur between Gmail users (showing cascading email chain), must happen quickly and once the subject matter has been exhausted it will never be written about or spoke on again. They usually occur Friday afternoons.

In a sentence:

Kevin, Garen, Roland, Branny and I had a nice g-flare about vintage ski gear the other day, but once we covered the 1986 Bogner winter collection we were done.

by bradwymoreIII February 17, 2010

flarble

Flat marbles used in glass vases to hold plants or flowers.

When I dropped the flarble into the vase, it cracked the glass.

by Catha January 18, 2009

Flarp

Fatty parts of your body. Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat

Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat

I just hit you with my stomach flarp.

by Rae Marie 0955 December 30, 2013

flarbitate

to crack under extreme pressure and freak out (yelling, flailing, etc), usually after "the straw that breaks the camel's back"

When John lost his calculus notes during finals week, he flarbitated.

by *Ariel* July 1, 2006

Flarmy

The best alternate name for pills / drugs. When asking for pills off someone, asking for a flarm is a much safer and catchier way.

Being in public and using the term ‘flarm/y’, will be seen as nothing more than a weird word to a random person in ear shot.

Hey bro I’m feeling pretty tired... might head home soon
Nah mate, get a flarm or two into ya, you’ll be right..
Oh yeah true, a flarmy fixes everything

Or

Hey dude, you’re looking pretty off your chops, care for another flarmy?

Or

Ooh man, I can’t wait to buy some flarmy’s and hit the town tonight, it’s gonna be juice!!

by Vote #1 Bozo May 31, 2018