Facerape

To wipe the palm and fingers of your hand down someone's face, when they are least expecting it.

A perfect Facerape is performed from forehead to chin.

A reverse Facerape (chin to forehead) has (to my knowledge) never been successfully performed (without causing death, of victim)

the girlfriend leans in for a kiss, you pull back and WAMOO; Facerape!

A Friend concentrating way to hard on his game of Call of Duty = perfect Facerape opportunity.

Fun for all ages.

by Handallinan September 17, 2010

facerape

(verb)

1. To utterly destroy someone or something against their will.

2. To uncontestedly own someone.

"The special-ed kid tried to play baseball today, and got faceraped when a line-drive hit him square in the nuts."

"We got totally faceraped in halo today, I think I only had one kill...."

by Venkman October 31, 2006

facerip

getting owned, an alias used by superb internet gaming players

Damn you just got your faceripped, facerip is owning people tonight.

by nigga matt March 30, 2004

fakeries

Someone who acts fake to other ppl in certain situations.

Mary Bashi Is The Fakeries When Shes With Those Eastside Bitches

by Cuuuute May 21, 2006

Faber

A skin colour that makes you think someone is of a mixed race...but isn't.

you: Has he got, like, mixed parents or something
me: Nah hes just Faber

by mr_lister October 31, 2006

Faerie Dusting

Rubbing one's testicles on a cheese grater over partner's face while partner beats off (this can also be performed over a glass-top table a la the Hot Plate Special)

"New Year's Eve is the best time for a good Faerie Dusting. That way you can start the new year with painful genital stitching."

by Hezbollatte June 23, 2008

shit facer

One who tends to be socially unaccepted and usually unwanted by anyone(friends, family, pets, etc.). They tend to be named Brad and like to cut down trees in other peoples yards.

That shit facer doesn't like blink 182, lets give him a fucking good kicking!

by ( . )( . ) April 27, 2006