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Sasturbation

Is the process of heating a hand towel with a little water in the microwave and proceeding too fuck it
"The girlfriend wasn't giving up the pussy so I sasturbated instead."
" Man i hate when sasturbation keeps me up all night"
by Mohammed Twain May 14, 2013
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Flasterbation

Masterbating with your flab and then you cum out of your belly button ( Only gingers can do it )
Flasterbation is really fun
by Flasterbator2k6 May 24, 2013
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masturbational planning

When you can't currently beat dat meat because you are with family or in class etc... and you plan a specific time to get fappy and fap.
"Shit, i cant fap now, so i have masturbational planning to do at exactly 2:13, on Monday, August 17, 2023..."
by Goat arena optimized January 28, 2015
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masturbational

the act of being part of the masturbation cycle for a male or female.
as part of a young man's masturbational career, he begins yanking off to Disney and Nickelodeon cast members and eventually ends up on porn hub.
by haeg April 17, 2017
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Masturbation Audience

a 'masturbation audience' is an event where a speaker will dramatically retell the most jarring parts of a story in order to incite intense excitement and emotion in their audience without delving into the wider and deeper context which grounds the story
That guy is having a masturbation audience. He keeps telling the story of how he won a spicy wing challenge and won but left out that the wings were only mildly spicy.
by ZingleZee November 18, 2019
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Poetical Masturbation

The stimulation of poetry used to ejaculate great expressions of the verbal & mental action.
Yo, you should check out Gemeineye on youtube, his poems are like poetical masturbation.
by LLJDP February 2, 2010
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Festive Masturbation

Looking up weird shit on pornhub that is festive related
Lorna: We were joking about nugget porn the other day
Emily: Why do people look up like 'naughty elf' and shit on pornhub though? Like why do they need to make their masturbation festive??
Festive masturbation my dear friends
by Loce May 22, 2015
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