fast food hottie

The thin, flawless, outright sexy girls you see in fast food commercials on television.

Did you see that hot babe on that tv commercial? She looks nothing like the mutant swine you actually see eating at fast food establishments on a regular basis.

*Sigh* I know! Fast food hotties.

by still-single October 17, 2011

Fast Food Relationships

Gratification of a deeper need, but neither nourishing nor filling. Causes regret, self-loathing and massive weight gain in the long run.

Dang, the last three jerks I dated turned into fast food relationships. I gotta detox or something.

by KB Allstar August 9, 2012

fast-slow food

A place that serves "home cooked" food in 12 minutes or less. Not a food cart.

I only have 30 minutes but I want some good fast-slow food.

by Kinch_Dedalus June 25, 2014

fast forward equity

Time saved when pausing a dvr recording.

Oshit we're all out of fast forward equity now we have to watch a stupid commercial

by BigZac April 28, 2016

fast eyes

when you get up too fast from lying down for an extended period of time and your vision gets blured

I fell down the stairs became i had fast eyes earlier today

by chocolate pig feet December 10, 2016

fast heartbeat

when you heart speeds up rapidly

he was so stressed it caused him to have a FAST HEARTBEAT.

by ItsMeGEOFF October 13, 2017

fast couch

A piece of furniture used for a one night stand

The kitchen bench is turning into a bit of a fast couch.
I lost my virginity on a fast couch.
Doug's whole room is a fast couch.

by fundlebubble November 12, 2017